![]() This recipe explores the question “What would Blondebeard do if he just happened to defeat El Pollo Diablo?” He’s a pirate in the Monkey Island Universe he’d keelhaul it in some grog, of course! What be grog, ye ask? Well according to the games it be:Ī secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye#2, Scumm, Axle grease and/or pepperoni. In the dark of night, he roosts patiently… watching… waiting… for the one day…He roams the island, exacting terrible vengeance on those who would capture and eat his smaller brethren.” -Voodoo Lady No one has seen the Beast, but on the eve of the full moon… …his blood-curdling squawk can be heard from every corner of this wretched island. “El Pollo Diablo, the Giant Demon Chicken! Tall as a man and twice as powerful, his massive drumsticks propel him through the dark jungle with ease. T’would be lucrative, but the man be plagued by a monstrous chicken known as El Pollo Diablo, who frees all of his chickens at night. It be owned by hook and oven mitt-wearin’ Captain Blondebeard, whose specialties include fried chicken and super slaw. At one point in yer quest, ye come upon Blondbeard’s Chicken Shoppe in the town of Puerto Pollo on Plunder Island. Today’s inspired recipes come from the third game in the series, The Curse of Monkey Island. In the face of danger, tis certain Threepwood will face it –whether by swordfighting a witty insults, or by combining objects like grog breathmints and rubber chickens with a pulleys in the middle. This man be having only two things workin’ for him – the ability to hold his breath underwater for ten minutes, and the love of the smokin’ hot Governor of Mêlée Island™ – Elaine Marley.It be not said whether the first be directly related to the other! However thanks to a wee bit o’ ingenuity, and an ocean of dumb luck, Guybrush time and time again defeats Elaine’s evil undead ex-boyfriend, the dread pirate Captain LeChuck. ![]() In these games ye play the above-board and awkward pirate wannabe, Guybrush Threepwood. That’s right, land lubbers and grog-guzzlers, I be talking about the Monkey Island Series! So in honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, we’ll be taking a look into the one of the best point-and-click series in gaming history.
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